Worlds Shortest Books

The newest list of the worlds shortest books. Just released.

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy
and John Myrtha who said: "Our ultimate goal is to cut off funds for our troops."
Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton and the "Breck Girly Boy" John Edwards

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman & Hillary and Bill Clinton

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry
& Barak Obama