MARK TWAIN
These are
some of my favorites
I will be adding to the list as I find more that appeal to me.
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A man cannot be comfortable with out his own approval.
Be careful about reading health books - You may die of a misprint..
History is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth is not.
'Courage' is
resistance to fear, mastery of fear.
not the absence of fear.
Always try to
do the right thing - This will gratify some
people and astonish the rest.
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Get the facts first, then you can distort them as much as you please.
Humor is a
great thing - A saving thing.. The minute it crops up,
all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their
place.
I have a higher and grander standard than George Washington ~~ He could not lie ~~ I can lie but I wont...
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
In the first
place, God made idiots ~ that was for practice !!
Then he made school boards ...
It is better
to keep your mouth shut and let people think
you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Let us so
live that when we die even the
undertaker will be sorry.
It often
seems a pity that Noah and his party
did NOT miss the boat.
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
When in doubt, tell the truth..
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
When you find
that you are on the side of the majority,
it is time to reform.
Familiarly breeds contempt - an children.
Few things
are harder to put up with than the annoyance of
a good example.
Our Opinions
do not blossom into fruition until
we have expressed them to someone else.
A classic is
something that everybody wants to have
read and nobody wants to read.
The human
race has one really effective weapon
and that is LAUGHTER.
BUFORD Families in America Book 2005
And my ALL-TIME favorite ~ TRIVIA
~~~Clouds by Torie~~~