learned to use the computer........
The computer swallowed gramma.
Yes, honestly, its true!
She clicked 'control' then 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through her recycle bin,
files and documents of every kind.
I've even searched the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked my good friend Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a trace of her was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Gramma you should see,
Please 'Copy, 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!
